There was a Christmas a few years back, when things just went extremely insane. Over the course of 12 days, I had sex with 6 women, one was a three some. What was very interesting is, at the time I was considerably overweight. For the longest I couldn’t understand what it was. I assumed women always wanted sexy, fit guys, similar to models in magazines. Six pack, very toned and muscular. But when I looked like that, it was actually more difficult. I guess that’s Murphy’s Law.

Let’s see if I remember correctly. Two girls I had met online, one was my sisters old friend who I started speaking to months in advance. Another was a random girl I had met off Myspace. One I knew from back in the day, she happened to be in town for a few days with a friend, that’s whom I had my first and only threesome with. The other two, God, I’m a bit tipsy right now and can’t even recall them. Must not have been that good. Oh yes, one of them was my x-girlfriend who at the time wanted to cheat on her boyfriend that she cheated on me with. The other was one of my friends younger sister. He was in his thirties, so his sister was in her late twenties, older than me by 4 years or so.

The first was my x-girlfriend, which I only did because she cheated on me. I know, bad right? I’m a bad boy, what can I say. I like danger. Probably worst mistake ever. I had forgotten why I didn’t care that she cheated on me and broke up with me and left me for a supposedly better guy. Mind you she later found out he was a Christian, church every Sunday, coke head (every day), type of guy. She was a very very boring lover. She didn’t like giving head, actually hated it. She was submissive, but very hesitant, she didn’t like much. Sex for her, was only on top (cowgirl) or missionary style. She was the most non flexible (stiff) person ever. My dick was too big for her. She wouldn’t let me eat her out, because she could only have one orgasm in 3 hours.

Women, I love you dearly. I also know that you love to complain, if it’s habit or not. I have no problem, I enjoy women who complain, it shows that they care. But what I hate is a woman who complains during sex. Don’t get me wrong, I could definitely understand if I was going overboard and doing too much too soon or giving her more than she could handle. But I, which I found out in that relationship, truly have a problem with a woman who complains during sex all the time, doesn’t want to try anything new (no open-mind) and can only orgasm once. I have nothing against women that can’t orgasm during sex. But at least they made up for it in other areas. All I can say is that sexually she was the most reserved person I met. I, on the other hand am not, I want to try everything at least once.

As I mentioned before though, she was always very submissive. One night I drove to her place in the middle of the night. We had spoken a bit before and she wanted me to come over, but I couldn’t come inside her house. She made a deal with her land lord and room mate, no boys inside. I got to her place and we chatted outside in the middle of the night. After we talked for about fifteen minutes we started kissing. She was cold outside, it was winter, she wanted to be warm so we got real close and snuggled on her steps. Kissing ensued and soon we were getting hot and horny. We got off the stairs and I pushed her up against the wall. There was a short ledge, so I lifted her up and sat her on top of it. I pulled her pants and panties down in one swift motion, felt her pussy and it was already wet. My fingers slipped inside of her and she began to moan. This was a quicky, for we were outside on the street, very visible to everyone.

I pulled my pants down as well, my hard boner popping out and I slid it inside of her. Within moment she was close to cumming. She told me that, which turned me on and I made sure I wasn’t going to hold back. I fucked her hard and fast, her moans increasing in volume until she told me she was bout to cum. She did and I came inside of her. She always loved it when we came together. Normally I didn’t because that meant no sex for the rest of the night. And I can always have more sex. Just like I can always get more high (from weed). But this time it was good. We came together and I swear, not even a minute after we were done her neighbor came around the corner to enter his place.

A few seconds earlier and he would have caught us in the middle of the act. We said hello, knowing he had no idea what happened, probably thought we were about to do something. He responded and quickly entered his place. That was our closure fuck, it was satisfying, but what was I thinking. I have no idea.

That was day one of my escapade.